DARK RIDE

DARK RIDE

USA, 2006
Director: Craig Singer

3/10

A blatant rip-off of Tobe Hooper's classic "The Funhouse",
boring, cliché-laden and stupid.

Pros:

There are a few badass and supergory kills (head cut in half, the freaky blowjob decapitation, the puppet string corpse), the funhouse-settings are very well designed and look pretty creepy, and the killer's mask looks just cool.

 
Cons:

The acting ranges from weak to terrible. Every single characters is so fuckin' annoying, it's absurd. The dialogue is beyond awful. Large parts of the movie are so fuckin' slow and tedious, it almost made me fell asleep. The direction is lame. The script is laughable. The shaky camera work is a joke.

Watch Craig Singer's "Perkins' 14" instead. No masterpiece but way better than this piece of junk.

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Horrorfest 2006