FEASTUSA, 2005
Director: John Gulager
8/10
An absolutely stunning, refreshing and highly original creature feature that just kicks ass. Full of funny and hilarious, but also disgusting and shocking scenes, great-looking effects, brilliant actors/characters and fantastic ideas. A terrific modern classic you just have to love!
FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDSUSA, 2008
Director: John Gulager
1/10
What the fuck was John Gulager thinking? He totally destructed Part 1 with a terrible sequel. Nothing in here makes sense, the story is non-existent, the acting is lame, most of the characters are horribly annoying, the CGI looks awful and it's filled with too many tedious scenes, too many pointless scenes and way too many distasteful and totally disgusting scenes (especially the gruesome baby scene which is just inappropriate). One steaming pile of shit.
FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISHUSA, 2009
Director: John Gulager
1/10
Again, I have to ask: what was John Gulager thinking? Nothing has changed, Feast 3 is about as crappy as Part 2. No story, no suspense, lame acting, awfully bad effects and shit load of annoying and pointless scenes. Let's all hope that there will no Part 4.
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