TROLL 1 & 2

TROLL

USA / Italy, 1986

Director: John Carl Buechler

4/10

Very weird but pretty entertaining 80s rubbish. The storyline is strange and pretty messed up, the actors are all super-lame and the dialogue sucks hard - gladly there are some nice-looking special effects, great atmosphere, a really neat score and a bunch of hilariously entertaining creatures.

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TROLL 2

Alternate Titles:

Troll II / Goblins

Italy / USA, 1990

Director: Claudio Fragasso (under the pseudonym Drake Floyd)

1/10

"You can't piss on hospitality. I won't allow it!"

"Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwards!"
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... Oh my goooooood!"

If you've never heard one of those sentences before, you immediately have to watch this flick as soon as possible.

Why? Well, it's officially the best worst movie of all times. A movie so unbe-fucking-lievably bad, it's actually... well... it's just bad (but in an entertaining way!) with horribly lame and completely untalented actors, a hilariously rubbish plot (Veggie horror anyone?), terrible effects, awful settings, laughable make-up (potato sacks and green jelly), laughable costumes (created by porn actress Laura Gemser!), a horribly annoying synth soundtrack, batshit insane dialogue ("There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.") and a whole load of completely idiotic scenes (death by popcorn, the Bologna sandwich of death etc.), plus: it has got nothing, absolutely NOTHING to do with part 1!

I bet you'll scream 'Oh my gooooood!' after watching this 'masterpiece' :-)

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Don't forget to read about the two Troll 3s!!