THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE
USA, 2005
Director: Bill Zebub
4/10
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This was the final round of "Project Terrible".
USA, 2005
Director: Bill Zebub
4/10
Attention: this is definitely NOT the worst horror movie ever made!!
I mean: of course, it's faaar from being a good film due to Bill Zebub's (LOL) bad direction, bad camera work, supercheap CGI, lots of untalented actors, no plot and an ultra-low budget that makes it look like a John Johnson movie.
However, where Johnson fails because he wants everything about his movies to be stupid, Zebub wins because he wants the movie not only to be stupid, but also to be funny and entertaining.
As untalented as all the actors are, at least their performances were all quite fun and hardly annoying. I would even say that there was some kind of chemistry between the 2 main actors Jeanne Potter and Rocco Martone.
As bad as all the CGI looks, at least it wasn't meant to be serious. I admit that I laughed off my ass when I saw things like the smiling killer snowman, the dorky monster spider or the naked 20ft. woman.
Furthermore, there are some really enjoyable scenes and items throughout the movie
(f.e. the Zom-BEES, death by banana, the kitchenfoil axe, attack of the shit-monster, the wanking zombie jesus, attack of the toilet-paper-mummy, the banana strap-on, death by playing cards, etc. etc.),
and one-liners/dialogue lines like
"Bananas are horrible creatures! They mutilate their prey!",
(Jesus) "And on the third day I shall rise from the grave." - (Girl) "Jesus Christ, you're a zombie!",
"See you later, Allah-gator!" (muslim), or
"I hope you're not offended by my 'sixth sense' of humour." (fortune teller)
(f.e. the Zom-BEES, death by banana, the kitchenfoil axe, attack of the shit-monster, the wanking zombie jesus, attack of the toilet-paper-mummy, the banana strap-on, death by playing cards, etc. etc.),
and one-liners/dialogue lines like
"Bananas are horrible creatures! They mutilate their prey!",
(Jesus) "And on the third day I shall rise from the grave." - (Girl) "Jesus Christ, you're a zombie!",
"See you later, Allah-gator!" (muslim), or
"I hope you're not offended by my 'sixth sense' of humour." (fortune teller)
really, really entertained me.
I highly recommend this to fans of Toxic Avenger, Troll 2 and The Taint.
I'm serious, it's fun!
Imdb
This was the final round of "Project Terrible".
A big 'Thank You' to Mondo Bizarro. I really, really enjoyed it and I hope there will be another terrible Maynard/Mondo-project in the near future.
Be sure to check out Mondo's blog for waaay more bad and hilarious rubbish-movies!
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