October 1, 2011

RABIES (/SLASH Filmfestival 2011)

RABIES

Original Title:
Kalevet

Israel, 2010
Directors: Aharon Keshales & Navot Papushado

1/10







"Rabies" was easily the worst film I've seen at the festival - a dumb and completely pointless lowest-grade slasher that annoyed the shit out of me.

- EVERY single character is beyond unbearable.
- The acting is lame and unbelievable.
- There's no tension, no suspense, no atmosphere, no nothing.
- It's packed with way too many slow-paced, dull and uninteresting dialogue scenes.
- The directors/writers tried to make it funny and serious at the same time. 
Guess What? Right, it didn't work out.
- The 'bright daylight look' of the movie looks just awful
- The kills are unnecessarily brutal and reminded me of average 
end-of-90s torture-porn crap
- The script is horrible.
- The plot is horrible.
- Is there even a plot?
- Nearly nothing here makes any sense.
- The title has absolutely nothing to do with what happens in the movie.

I understand that this is Israel's first horror movie - well, let's hope there's someone else in Israel who actually has the balls to make a REAL GOOD horror movie, because this one here isn't good at all.


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6 comments:

  1. Wow, was it really that bad? Damn, the poster of it looks quite cool.

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  2. Yeah, IMO it was that bad. The rest of the audience also was pretty pissed.
    My goodness, such a dumb movie... Hate! HATE!!!

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  3. I enjoyed Rabies. To each their own, I guess. *shrug*

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  4. You did? Wow, congrats.
    I was so pumped for this (awesome trailer, poster artwork) but sadly I didn't enjoyed it all.

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  5. wait, so it's not a remake of that zombie flick? Hot damn, there goes my hype... oh well, still gonna see it though.

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  6. You mean Cronenberg's "Rabid"? Nope, it sadly has nothing to do with it.

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