Project Terrible - ROT: REUNION OF TERROR

Yay, it's that time again - Project Terrible in the house, bitches!

Thanx to Michele from The Girl Who Loves Horror for torturing me with this stupid slasher-trash - but revenge will be mine... I gave her "Manos: The Hands Of Fate"  MWAHAHA!! :-)

ROT: REUNION OF TERROR

USA, 2008

Director: Michael Hoffman Jr.

2/10

"ROT: Reunion Of Terror" (stupid title) is your average amateurish lowest-budget slasher, 

made by people who have no clue of how to make an entertaining horror movie,

made for people who don't care if a movie's well-made or badly-made, as long as there are tits 'n' gore in it.

The movie starts out pretty good with a cheap-looking but surprisingly atmospheric and effective opening, including some damn fine shots, a quite hot lesbo scene and some really cool gore.

Sadly, everything afterwards just plain sucks:

* Loads of stupid, annoying and cliché-laden characters (stupid teens, idiot cops, ugly hicks), played by totally untalented actors who constantly spit out incredibly imbecile and unfunny one-liners about 'Am-I-Ugly cream' and 'Chateau-La-Whore champagne'.

* A predictable and boring plot full of predictable and uninteresting plot points, and with a predictable and pointless end twist.

* The cinematography / camera work largely sucks due to waaay too many close-up shots, annoying shaky cam, lame-looking flashbacks and ugly-looking stop-motion scenes.

The direction is bad, the editing is flawed and the unimaginative soundtrack is just ridiculous.

ROT: Reunion Of Terror

is a

POC: Piece Of Crap

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