Project Terrible: C ME DANCE

Thanks to Cinema Gonzo for torturing me with this incredibly, incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid Christian crapfest. I already took vengeance by torturing him with "They Saved Hitler's Brain" :-)

C ME DANCE

USA, 2009
Director: Greg Robbins


1/10

"C Me Dance" is a Christian propaganda-movie about a young and pretty silly ballett dancer who suffers from leukaemia (played by the completely untalented Christina De Marco), and her father who urges her to believe and trust in god and (played by the completely untalented director / writer / producer / actor Greg Robbins who looks like he has some candy in his van).

The movie is so bad, stupid and annoyingly Christian, it's impossible to do a proper review for it, that's why I'm just pouring out various thoughts and pics, instead of doing a nice little write-up.

--- Wow, look at the mindblowing morphing effects:

--- It's beyond me why they marketed this as some kinda horror flick... um, ok. It is a horror to watch, so I guess I'm alright with that marketing.

 --- Some... um, brilliant quotes:

"When you looked at me... I saw god."

"Will you pray with me before you go?"

"I'm sorry." - "Don't be. Just let us love you!"

"So, did you have fun in dance class today?" - "Your phone doesn't work."

"Dou you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of god?"

"In the last 2 weeks, murders and rapes have gone down 98%!"

"The owner of a large chain of adult book stores is closing the doors of all his stores. When asked why, he replied 'Pornography is a vile sin.' and he's now putting his money into helping the families of those that's been tortured by pornography."

"People often ask 'If there's a god, why do people starve to death?', but I'm here to tell you: god doesn't let them starve... we do."

--- Next to the awful plot, the awful cinematography, the awful dialogue ad the awful script, it's absolutely packed to the brim with awful characters and horrendously untalented actors.

--- God, what a piece of crap this is. Ok, I didn't give it a 0/10, mainly because there were so many scenes that made me laugh my ass off, which means... yeah, I had a pretty good time watching it - but of course, in a "Troll 2"-kinda way.

--- Hey look, there's a 'Battle of the Rock Bands' next Friday night.

The flyer promises that it'll get brutal: Metal! Destroy! Crush!

And now look who's grinding their axes for the oldschool metalheads: it's the uber-brutal... Aaron Greer Band! And they're singin' evil lyrics like:
"Oh breath of god, fill me up / cause I've been empty so long /

and take the space, find me there / Jesus, be my air."

--- I like movies about ballet - but only if Natalie Portman's in it.

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