MAYNARD'S TOP 10 WORST
HORROR / HORROR-RELATED MOVIES 2012
It's not Twilight, but it's still one helluva dumb and boring vampire flick. Imagine "From Dusk Till Dawn" in London, directed by Uwe Boll, and you get the idea.
One of the worst survival movies I've ever seen. Stupid, boring, amateurish, and the acting is often so shitty, it hurts.
Henry Joost & Ariel Schuman's
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4
I'm still shocked about how terrible PA4 turned out to be. The first three parts were awesome - part 4 is just frustrating. Ugh!
Dale Fabrigar & Everette Wallin's
Nonsensical and super-annoying found footage failure, full of horrible dialogue and cringeworthy acting + worst dinosaur ever!
Mikkel Brænne Sandemose's
COLD PREY III: THE BEGINNING
One of the crappiest prequels ever made. An imbecile and unimaginative insult of a movie. Backwoods crap at its worst.
GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
Worst 3D movie I've ever seen, even worse than "Shark Night". Worst Nicolas Cage performance ever. Worst Neveldine/Taylor flick ever.
Dumb, laughable and pathetic PG13 ghost rubbish, including the absolute worst line of 2012: "Your house killed my dog!"
USA / Canada, 2012
A movie as exciting as an empty parking lot.
Pau Masó & Ewelina Lukaszewska's
Looks like someone mistook someone's holiday home videos for an actual movie...
Lee Alliston & Scott Bates'
The worst found footage movie ever made, and also one of the absolute worst movies I've seen in my entire life.
The first and hopefully only movie ever that got
a 'FUCK YOU/10' from me. Um... nuff said.
MAYNARD'S TOP 5
BIGGEST HORROR DISAPPOINTMENTS 2012
USA / UK, 2012
The bestest special effects don't help when the storyline sucks and the script is just an ugly mess. Time to retire, Mr. Scott. Don't even think of shooting a Blade Runner sequel. I warn you!!
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Yeah, everyone loves the movie, and yeah, Joss Whedon is so goddamn awesome, and yeah, it's meta and it's geekie and it makes fun of horror clichés and... yeah.
Adam Wingard, Ti West, David Bruckner,
Joe Swanberg, Radio Silence & Glenn McQuaid's
The whole thing is as annoying and pretentions as the whole Bloody Disgusting homepage.
Say what you want but IMO "Altered" is still the only fully satisfying movie that Sánchez has ever directed.
Spain / USA, 2012
Robert De Niro is not blind. Wow.
Worst Non-Horror Films 2012
1. Taken 2
2. Snow White & The Huntsman
3. Ace Attorney
Worst Albums 2012
1. The 2nd Law - Muse
2. Talk That Talk - Rihanna
3. Not Your Kind Of People - Garbage
Worst Songs 2012
1. Survival - Muse
2. Survival - Muse
3. Survival - Muse