Rating System

"I cringe when people say, "How could you give that movie four stars?" I reply, "What in my review did you disagree with?" Invariably, they're stuck for an answer. One thing I try to do is provide an accurate account of what you will see, and how I feel about it. I cannot speak for you. Any worthwhile review is subjective. If we completely disagree, my words might nevertheless be useful or provocative. If you disagree with what I write, be my guest. If you disagree with how many stars I gave it, you can mail your opinion to where the sun don't shine."
(Roger Ebert, Sept 2008)

10 / 10,5 / 11 - I wanna live in this movie
9 / 9,5 - I wanna marry this movie
8 / 8,5 - I love this movie
7 / 7,5 Pretty great
6 / 6,5 - Pretty good
5 / 5,5 - Pretty mediocre
4 / 4,5 Meh
3 / 3,5 - Bleh
2 / 2,5 - Ugh
1 / 1,5 - Crap
-1 / 0 / 0,5 - Uber-crap, could cause eye-cancer
-1,5 - Worst Movie Ever
 "LOL/10" - So bad, it's fun
"-/10"
- So strange / dumb / weird / fucked up, it's impossible to give this movie a proper rating. Or let's say, I just don't wanna give the movie a proper rating.


Yet, the lowest possible rating is a mere -
When a movie gets a -, you can be sure I REALLY, REALLY despise it.


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